1 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:09,060 - My life is over. - You said that yesterday 2 00:00:09,085 --> 00:00:11,052 when the Wi-Fi went out for five minutes. What's happening now? 3 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,679 I sent Arvind a risky DM yesterday, 4 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,920 and I've been spiraling about it all night. 5 00:00:14,945 --> 00:00:16,736 I'm sure it's not that bad. What was the message? 6 00:00:16,761 --> 00:00:18,346 Tried to reverse-psychology him 7 00:00:18,371 --> 00:00:20,248 into breaking up with his girlfriend. 8 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:24,068 Sorry. That was just so much worse 9 00:00:24,093 --> 00:00:25,908 than anything I thought you were gonna say. 10 00:00:25,933 --> 00:00:27,185 Did he respond? 11 00:00:27,225 --> 00:00:29,669 No, he hasn't seen it yet. 12 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:31,521 He hasn't seen it yet. 13 00:00:31,546 --> 00:00:32,982 I can still unsend it. Kimberly, 14 00:00:33,007 --> 00:00:34,467 you wicked psycho, how do you come up 15 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,256 with these sick little schemes? 16 00:00:36,281 --> 00:00:38,155 I didn't, and I really don't want credit for it. 17 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:40,474 Unsent. Holy shit, that was close. 18 00:00:40,516 --> 00:00:42,184 Phew. Thanks, Kimbo. 19 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:48,914 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 20 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,459 Where are you ladies coming from? 21 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,785 - Um, nowhere. - You know, stuff. 22 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:25,843 Oh, my God. 23 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,914 A double walk of shame? I need to record 24 00:01:27,939 --> 00:01:29,582 this historic moment in our suite. 25 00:01:29,607 --> 00:01:30,816 Say "Dicked down" 26 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,568 on three. One, two. 27 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:34,737 - Dicked down! - Absolutely not. 28 00:01:34,777 --> 00:01:36,322 Okay, spill! I want all the juicy details. 29 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:37,882 Um, well, 30 00:01:37,907 --> 00:01:40,283 Isaiah and I have been hooking up 31 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:41,677 every day for the last week. 32 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:42,995 - Ee! - But we're keeping it casual, 33 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:44,580 which is great for my busy schedule. 34 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,856 We don't waste time on boring things 35 00:01:45,881 --> 00:01:48,093 like conversation and greetings. 36 00:01:48,118 --> 00:01:50,227 - That sounds efficient. - And hot. 37 00:01:50,252 --> 00:01:52,338 Turns out being friends with benefits is way better 38 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:53,505 when you're not even friends. 39 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:54,757 Oh. Do you like him as a person? 40 00:01:54,798 --> 00:01:56,550 Honestly, no idea. It's great! 41 00:01:56,592 --> 00:02:00,596 Well, Eli and I have been having the most amazing sex, too. 42 00:02:00,638 --> 00:02:03,492 You know how there are aftershocks after big earthquakes? 43 00:02:03,517 --> 00:02:05,534 I've been having internal aftershocks. 44 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,937 Like, I had one the entire time when he was talking. 45 00:02:07,978 --> 00:02:09,979 Sorry, but is this what y'all do for fun? 46 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,607 Talk about the sex you're having 47 00:02:11,649 --> 00:02:12,775 with guys who don't want to date you? 48 00:02:12,816 --> 00:02:13,953 Well, I like to think 49 00:02:13,978 --> 00:02:15,229 it's a little bit more nuanced than that. 50 00:02:15,254 --> 00:02:16,756 Oh, trust me, I'm not judging. 51 00:02:16,781 --> 00:02:19,048 I just did the most desperate thing of all time. 52 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:21,867 Download dating apps to find a new guy. 53 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,286 Yeah, we all have been 54 00:02:24,328 --> 00:02:25,996 on every dating app that has ever been made. 55 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,582 Oh. Fun. Sorry I called it desperate. 56 00:02:28,683 --> 00:02:30,184 It's just that I think it is. 57 00:02:30,224 --> 00:02:32,393 Well, word to the wise... don't get discouraged. 58 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:33,523 Sometimes it takes a while 59 00:02:33,548 --> 00:02:35,231 for the algorithms to give good matches. 60 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:36,882 My profile has 200 likes in a few hours. 61 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,742 Is that a lot? 62 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,352 - It's fine. Yeah. - It's okay. 63 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,961 Well, um, I'm glad 64 00:02:41,986 --> 00:02:43,779 you all are having successful sex and dating lives. 65 00:02:43,804 --> 00:02:46,474 Meanwhile, I'm going to go to guard the spirit rock. 66 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,140 - The what? - Oh, Essex is playing 67 00:02:48,165 --> 00:02:49,804 our rival Crestmont this weekend, 68 00:02:49,829 --> 00:02:51,290 and it's part of school tradition 69 00:02:51,315 --> 00:02:52,817 to guard this big painted rock 70 00:02:52,842 --> 00:02:54,343 so their students don't vandalize it. 71 00:02:54,368 --> 00:02:55,751 - That sounds fun! - It's not. 72 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,152 - Oh. - But it is part 73 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,507 of my FAF duties to guard it. 74 00:02:58,532 --> 00:03:00,992 And I will be doing my shift with Arvind 75 00:03:01,017 --> 00:03:02,800 and his basic bitch girlfriend. 76 00:03:02,825 --> 00:03:05,536 Really not looking forward to third-wheeling them for six hours. 77 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,605 Wish me luck. 78 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:10,675 Hmm. Up to 250. 79 00:03:12,543 --> 00:03:15,004 I know it's problematic when a man says this, 80 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,480 but could you smile more? 81 00:03:16,505 --> 00:03:18,340 I want people here to think I have friends. 82 00:03:18,382 --> 00:03:21,969 Yeah, but did you see the story on C-SPAN last night 83 00:03:22,011 --> 00:03:24,555 about the chief of staff of the transportation secretary 84 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,682 who had to resign over their digital footprint? 85 00:03:26,765 --> 00:03:28,559 Do you watch the news? You know you can change your algorithm 86 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,102 to block that stuff out, right? 87 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:32,021 Yeah, I'm going through my Instagram right now 88 00:03:32,104 --> 00:03:34,732 and deleting anything that could possibly be seen as offensive. 89 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,276 - Offensive in what way? - Like this. 90 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:39,945 I was once a sushi for Halloween. 91 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:43,032 And that might not be cultural appropriation right now, 92 00:03:43,115 --> 00:03:44,658 but in a couple of years, who knows? 93 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:47,203 I would delete it, but for very different reasons. 94 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,105 If I want to be a Supreme Court justice, 95 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:52,133 I have to make sure that my record is squeaky clean. 96 00:03:52,291 --> 00:03:55,377 Which is why I'm also deleting this photo of me from 2017 97 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,405 captioned, "Me gusta Cinco de Mayo." 98 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:59,465 Like, what were you thinking, Younger Kimberly? 99 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,409 That is not your holiday to gusta. 100 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,552 You should also delete that one of you wearing Crocs. 101 00:04:03,594 --> 00:04:04,929 Oh, are Crocs offensive? 102 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:07,765 To the concept of fashion, absolutely. 103 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,767 Hey, do you know where the theater department is? 104 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,185 In light of recent events, I've decided 105 00:04:11,227 --> 00:04:12,895 to get the lead in the fall musical. 106 00:04:12,937 --> 00:04:14,522 Oh, I didn't know you were a performer. 107 00:04:14,563 --> 00:04:16,357 You don't seem like a theater person at all. 108 00:04:16,398 --> 00:04:18,566 That is the nicest thing you could ever say to me. 109 00:04:18,609 --> 00:04:20,486 Theater people are so thirsty and embarrassing. 110 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,571 I only do it because I'm pretty, and I dance really well, 111 00:04:22,655 --> 00:04:24,365 and I sing like an angel. 112 00:04:24,448 --> 00:04:28,494 Right. I think the shows here are pretty hard to get cast in, 113 00:04:28,577 --> 00:04:29,912 but no matter what happens, 114 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,230 it's really good to put yourself out there. 115 00:04:31,255 --> 00:04:32,681 And maybe you'll make some new friends. 116 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,209 Theater friends? God, no. 117 00:04:35,251 --> 00:04:37,253 I just want my shitty ex, Calvin, to be pissed 118 00:04:37,294 --> 00:04:40,256 when he has to see my face on every bulletin board 119 00:04:40,297 --> 00:04:41,304 on campus. 120 00:04:41,329 --> 00:04:43,123 Wow. What a fun goal to have. 121 00:04:48,481 --> 00:04:49,816 This is so exciting. 122 00:04:49,841 --> 00:04:51,426 I'm so happy you two are finally getting to meet. 123 00:04:51,451 --> 00:04:52,914 Yup. Really exciting stuff. 124 00:04:52,939 --> 00:04:54,482 - I've heard so much about you. - Mm. 125 00:04:54,507 --> 00:04:57,122 Arvind is always telling me the funny things you say. 126 00:04:57,147 --> 00:04:59,336 Yeah, I do a really bad job of repeating them, 127 00:04:59,361 --> 00:05:02,098 but then, Emily laughs anyway, because, well, she laughs a lot. 128 00:05:02,123 --> 00:05:03,451 You do laugh a lot. 129 00:05:03,476 --> 00:05:04,588 It's true. 130 00:05:04,613 --> 00:05:06,782 Uh, I think I'm gonna go check out the other side 131 00:05:06,866 --> 00:05:09,243 - of the rock for a bit. - Cool. 132 00:05:10,953 --> 00:05:13,205 Hey. 133 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:16,542 - Oh. Hey. You're the mascot. - Yup, that's me. 134 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:18,002 I didn't know you were allowed to talk. 135 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:20,796 I normally don't, unless there's someone worth talking to. 136 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,114 Okay. Have we met before? 137 00:05:23,139 --> 00:05:24,817 No, but I wanted to come over and say "hi" 138 00:05:24,842 --> 00:05:26,051 to the sexiest girl here. 139 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,555 Wow. Uh, I'm Bela, by the way. 140 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,309 Sorry. That's my cue. 141 00:05:54,038 --> 00:05:56,707 Okay, Franklin The Fox. 142 00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,585 So on behalf 143 00:05:59,668 --> 00:06:03,172 of the administration, congratulations on being chosen to pilot 144 00:06:03,214 --> 00:06:05,549 Essex's new food delivery system. 145 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,702 Yas! It's giving innovation, honey. 146 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,597 Thanks to these delivery robots, students will be able 147 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,683 to enjoy Sips beverages wherever they are on campus. 148 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,502 And he's just so cute. Hello. 149 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:21,315 Welcome to the Sips family. It's so nice to meet you. 150 00:06:21,357 --> 00:06:22,891 It's not a Pixar movie. They don't talk. 151 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:23,959 We don't know that. 152 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,528 - They do not talk. - Got it. 153 00:06:25,569 --> 00:06:27,321 Feel free to reach out if you have any questions. 154 00:06:27,363 --> 00:06:29,990 The other three robots will be delivered later. 155 00:06:30,032 --> 00:06:31,659 It's an honor, truly. 156 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,786 Take care. Lovely to meet you. 157 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,996 Fuck these things. I'm not gonna let this little 158 00:06:36,038 --> 00:06:39,667 - R2-D2-ass bitch take my money. - What are you talking about? 159 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:41,710 Wake up. If people start getting their drinks delivered, 160 00:06:41,752 --> 00:06:44,004 that means they won't come into Sips, which means less tips. 161 00:06:44,046 --> 00:06:46,382 This robo devil is stealing money from us. 162 00:06:46,423 --> 00:06:48,133 She's right. These big corporations 163 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,843 - are using automation to replace us. - Mm. 164 00:06:49,885 --> 00:06:51,755 I don't want to sound like my craziest uncle on Facebook, 165 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:53,389 but these robots come for everybody. 166 00:06:53,472 --> 00:06:56,684 Hmm. Zippy would never do that. I named him Zippy, by the way. 167 00:06:56,725 --> 00:06:58,686 - Let's shove it in the supply closet. - I'm with that. Okay. 168 00:06:58,727 --> 00:07:00,521 Wait, guys. No. I'm uncomfortable with that idea. 169 00:07:00,563 --> 00:07:02,231 - We could get in trouble. - Okay. 170 00:07:02,273 --> 00:07:03,649 What do you suggest we do? I'm open to ideas. 171 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:07,015 Um, well, we could start by gathering compelling data points, 172 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,379 and then we do a letter-writing campaign. 173 00:07:08,404 --> 00:07:09,905 And I bet in a few short weeks, 174 00:07:09,947 --> 00:07:11,615 we could have Essex see our side. 175 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:13,669 - Horrible idea. We're doing my thing. - Mm-hmm. 176 00:07:13,742 --> 00:07:15,443 - Bye, Zippy. - Adios. 177 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:16,745 Wait, guys. I think we're making a mistake. 178 00:07:16,829 --> 00:07:19,415 - Can we at least talk about it? - No! 179 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,668 Yeah, that's right, robot. 180 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,195 You just got human-ed. 181 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:25,847 Back to work. 182 00:07:28,674 --> 00:07:30,593 Whitney! 183 00:07:30,634 --> 00:07:33,052 - Have you been out here all night? - Yeah. Yeah. 184 00:07:33,095 --> 00:07:35,055 Sophomore year is no joke. 185 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:37,804 We have a huge game this weekend, and classes are kicking my ass. 186 00:07:37,829 --> 00:07:39,702 Being a student athlete was so much easier 187 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,770 when I didn't care about the student part. But it's okay. 188 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,297 I think I've figured out a way to get it all done. 189 00:07:43,322 --> 00:07:44,707 Turns out there's a bunch of hours 190 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:45,991 in the day I just haven't been using. 191 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:48,210 - Do you mean the ones at night? - Yeah. 192 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,779 Protein break. 193 00:07:50,821 --> 00:07:52,823 If I eat every 30 minutes, it tricks my body 194 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,091 into never falling asleep. 195 00:07:54,116 --> 00:07:57,912 Between that and tripling my caffeine intake, I'm golden. 196 00:07:57,953 --> 00:07:59,601 It's a life hack. 197 00:07:59,626 --> 00:08:01,473 Good morning! 198 00:08:01,498 --> 00:08:04,960 Wow. Bela, you look amazing! 199 00:08:05,002 --> 00:08:07,922 - Thank you. - And this time, I, like, really mean it. 200 00:08:07,963 --> 00:08:09,924 Okay. Yeah. Thanks. 201 00:08:09,965 --> 00:08:12,468 - Hmm. - Oh. 202 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,403 Will one of you smell me? I need to make sure 203 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:16,472 my perfume can penetrate a thick mask. 204 00:08:17,655 --> 00:08:19,225 Oh, did I not tell you guys? 205 00:08:19,308 --> 00:08:20,518 I'm gonna fuck the mascot. 206 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,254 - I'm sorry. What? - Franklin the Fox? 207 00:08:22,279 --> 00:08:24,371 The one and only. I met him at the rock yesterday, 208 00:08:24,411 --> 00:08:25,955 and we were vibing. 209 00:08:25,981 --> 00:08:27,525 I'm-a get all up in that fur. 210 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,527 Have you ever seen him without his costume? 211 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:33,154 Do we ever really see anyone outside of their costume? 212 00:08:33,239 --> 00:08:35,282 I haven't, but, like, I will. 213 00:08:35,324 --> 00:08:37,569 I get it. Franklin the Fox is jacked and stacked. 214 00:08:37,594 --> 00:08:38,669 Thank you. 215 00:08:38,694 --> 00:08:40,271 All right, well, I'm gonna start getting ready. 216 00:08:40,296 --> 00:08:42,498 - I have my audition today. - Oh, right. 217 00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:44,416 Oh, thanks, but you don't need luck 218 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:47,211 when you were the second best singer in your whole church. 219 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:49,964 Is anyone else worried 220 00:08:50,005 --> 00:08:52,258 she might not be as good as she hypes herself up to be? 221 00:08:52,341 --> 00:08:53,968 I'm starting to think that, too. 222 00:08:54,009 --> 00:08:56,262 Yeah. 223 00:08:57,179 --> 00:08:59,390 Did you just take an espresso bean like a pill? 224 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:02,184 Yeah, she's booked and busy, but she got this. 225 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,862 Heads up. It's gonna be a long wait to audition. 226 00:09:12,903 --> 00:09:14,363 You might want to take a seat. 227 00:09:14,446 --> 00:09:16,866 Oh, thanks, but my clothes are way too cute 228 00:09:16,949 --> 00:09:18,242 to get wrinkled by sitting. 229 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,619 I don't think I've seen you around. 230 00:09:20,703 --> 00:09:23,080 Yeah, I don't really do the whole theater-kid thing. 231 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,582 It's just not really my scene. 232 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:27,084 I mean, what's going on over there? 233 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,836 It's sad to look at. 234 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:31,338 You do realize I'm, like, obviously a theater person, 235 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:32,840 - too, right? - Right. 236 00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:35,467 I'm sure you're different. I-I'm just saying 237 00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:38,095 those people would've been eaten alive in the pageant world. 238 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,681 Oh, you're a pageant girl. That makes sense. 239 00:09:40,723 --> 00:09:42,808 I'm sorry. Do you have an issue with pageants? 240 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,227 Well, I mean, aren't pageants just girls in bathing suits 241 00:09:45,311 --> 00:09:47,313 walking across a stage, being objectified 242 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,106 while they, like, talk about world peace? 243 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:51,901 Yeah, I mean, that's a part of it, sure, but all I'm saying is 244 00:09:51,942 --> 00:09:55,404 that pageants have done way more for America than theater ever has. 245 00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:57,406 Okay, well, that's insane, but respect. 246 00:09:57,489 --> 00:10:00,409 Well, look, just a heads-up, 247 00:10:00,451 --> 00:10:02,411 Professor Dorfmann is super intense during auditions, 248 00:10:02,453 --> 00:10:04,371 so don't expect any reactions. 249 00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:05,998 She doesn't laugh, doesn't clap. 250 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,625 Like, I don't think she even blinks. 251 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,460 She's into all sorts of mind games. 252 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,503 Trust me, whatever mind games she plays has nothing 253 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:14,089 on the girls backstage at Little Miss Charlston. 254 00:10:14,131 --> 00:10:17,426 I once saw a girl put Sprite into another girl's eye drops. 255 00:10:17,468 --> 00:10:20,512 - That's deeply disturbing. - She was legally blind for two hours. 256 00:10:20,596 --> 00:10:23,057 Ruined her baton routine. The point is, 257 00:10:23,098 --> 00:10:25,100 I'll be fine. I don't get rattled. 258 00:10:25,184 --> 00:10:27,102 Well, good luck in there, pageant girl. 259 00:10:27,186 --> 00:10:28,854 - Kacey. - Cooper. 260 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:29,939 Good luck, Cooper. 261 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:31,649 Thanks. 262 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:41,075 Hey, if Eli invited me to a rave that doesn't start 263 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:42,868 until 12:30 a.m., do I text him, 264 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,745 "See you tonight" or "See you tomorrow"? 265 00:10:44,787 --> 00:10:46,455 If you're asking that question, this rave... 266 00:10:46,497 --> 00:10:48,791 like all raves... is not for you. 267 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:50,918 I'm just gonna just give it a thumbs-up. 268 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,420 Hey, everybody, look who decided to stop by 269 00:10:53,462 --> 00:10:55,798 with absolutely no warning whatsoever. 270 00:10:55,839 --> 00:10:57,925 Oh, hey, robot lady. 271 00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:02,179 Hey, everyone, just decided to drop by and see how everything's going. 272 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,401 Oh, it's a slay, mama. 273 00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:05,303 I mean, where have these little machines been 274 00:11:05,328 --> 00:11:08,035 my whole life, am I right, sister? 275 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:11,981 I have some follow-up questions to see how the program is doing. 276 00:11:12,022 --> 00:11:14,525 Sounds great. I can answer any and all of your questions. 277 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:16,694 Actually, I'd love to ask the barista, 278 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,440 since you're the one who deals with the robots the most. 279 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,925 Okay, fun, yeah. Uh, Kimberly and Canaan, 280 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,800 who is also a barista, would be happy to tell you 281 00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:28,703 - how great and normal everything's going. - Mm-hmm. 282 00:11:28,728 --> 00:11:31,773 - Yep. - Yep. Definitely. I'm Kimberly. 283 00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:33,925 Great. I'll pull up this form. 284 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:35,771 Oh, are my answers being recorded? 285 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,797 Mm-hmm. 286 00:11:36,839 --> 00:11:38,215 Got it. 287 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,574 How difficult have you found it 288 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,726 to integrate the robots into your system? 289 00:11:43,512 --> 00:11:47,308 Uh, uh, some words that come to mind for me 290 00:11:47,349 --> 00:11:50,728 - are "seamless," "synergy..." - Mm. Mm. 291 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,230 - "slam dunk," all around, all around. - Mm-hmm. 292 00:11:54,315 --> 00:11:55,774 Kimberly? Have you found it 293 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,861 just as easy to integrate the system? 294 00:11:58,903 --> 00:12:00,696 - Super easy. - Mm. 295 00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:03,282 Or, like, medium easy. And, like, sometimes hard. 296 00:12:03,365 --> 00:12:04,867 Yeah, that's a really tough one. 297 00:12:04,909 --> 00:12:07,036 I'm sorry, how many more questions do you have? 298 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:08,980 - Well, I've asked one. - Mm. 299 00:12:09,079 --> 00:12:11,207 Do you feel Essex College should invest more 300 00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:13,792 in automation to optimize efficiency? 301 00:12:15,711 --> 00:12:18,297 I can't lie, we haven't used them, we locked them in the closet. 302 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:21,008 What Kimberly's trying to say is that we had some difficulties... 303 00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,509 - Mm-hmm. - Setting them up. 304 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,553 Canaan, can you show the nice lady 305 00:12:24,637 --> 00:12:25,971 where they're being carefully stored? 306 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,848 Of course, of course. Right this way. 307 00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:32,561 - The fuck is wrong with you? - Ugh, Lila, I'm sorry, 308 00:12:32,603 --> 00:12:34,897 but I can't lie, I have to keep my record clean. 309 00:12:34,939 --> 00:12:36,524 Well, I hope you're happy, because we're all 310 00:12:36,565 --> 00:12:38,692 about to be poor, because of you. 311 00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:40,694 - Lilo and Snitch up in here. - Don't be mad at me. 312 00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:43,197 Oh, I'm not mad. I'm piss-appointed. 313 00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:44,865 Which is worse than "disappointed," 314 00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:46,033 because I'm pissed. 315 00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:50,162 Oh, how wonderful. 316 00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:52,289 The robots are working again. 317 00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:53,958 - Yeah. - Yeah, um, seems like the issue 318 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,252 is that you didn't take them out of the boxes 319 00:12:56,293 --> 00:12:57,586 or turn them on. 320 00:12:57,628 --> 00:12:59,672 - What? - Oh. Man, technology, 321 00:12:59,755 --> 00:13:02,633 it just... gets more and more advanced every day. 322 00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:04,793 The manual didn't say that, it said 323 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,680 to leave it in the box... 324 00:13:12,685 --> 00:13:14,186 - Let's go. - Hang on, give me a second, I'm on hold 325 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,230 - with my car lease guy. - Dude, I have 20 minutes. 326 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,640 - Do that later. Take off your pants. - W-Wow. Okay, yeah. 327 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,818 Uh, let's do this. Let's do it... oh. 328 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:24,780 - Uh... - What... what-what's going on? 329 00:13:24,822 --> 00:13:26,866 They're button fly, it takes a second. 20 minutes seems like 330 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,826 a normal amount of time, do we have to move at this pace? 331 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,619 My schedule is insane today. I'm squeezing this in 332 00:13:30,661 --> 00:13:32,079 - between practice and a lab. - Uh-huh. 333 00:13:32,121 --> 00:13:33,664 A lab? Are you a STEM major? 334 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:35,291 Is that a follow-up question? 335 00:13:35,332 --> 00:13:36,667 You know the rules we've established: 336 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,419 no follow-up questions, no sleepovers 337 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,962 and no childhood stories longer than one sentence. 338 00:13:40,004 --> 00:13:41,630 I told you, you can't tell a story in one sentence. 339 00:13:41,714 --> 00:13:44,008 - Shut up. - Whoa. Okay. Damn. 340 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,343 I like this side of you. It's scary, but don't stop. 341 00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:48,137 Isaiah, what's it gonna take 342 00:13:48,178 --> 00:13:49,555 to get you in a Land Rover? 343 00:13:49,638 --> 00:13:51,098 Hang up, Carl. 344 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:59,148 - Friggin' nerds. - You came. 345 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:01,025 Hey. I knew you'd be here. 346 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,568 To be honest, I'm supposed to be at 347 00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:04,118 a women's fencing match right now. 348 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:06,405 But I had to see you again. You look great. 349 00:14:06,488 --> 00:14:08,657 So do you. I like your jacket. 350 00:14:08,741 --> 00:14:11,160 Thanks. It's actually sewn into the fur. 351 00:14:11,243 --> 00:14:14,371 - No, not yet. Keep it on. - If that's what you want. 352 00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:16,707 Mm-hmm. Let's get out of here. 353 00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:28,052 Oh, my God. Franklin. 354 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,355 Kacey Baker? 355 00:14:39,438 --> 00:14:41,023 You're up. 356 00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:51,700 Hi. 357 00:14:51,784 --> 00:14:53,661 I'm Kacey Lynn Baker. 358 00:14:58,374 --> 00:15:01,502 ♪ You're ♪ 359 00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:04,922 ♪ Gonna hear me ♪ 360 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:08,551 ♪ Roar ♪ 361 00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:11,929 ♪ I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath ♪ 362 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,723 ♪ Scared to rock the boat and make a mess ♪ 363 00:15:14,765 --> 00:15:17,393 ♪ So I sat quietly ♪ 364 00:15:17,476 --> 00:15:19,687 ♪ Agreed politely ♪ 365 00:15:19,728 --> 00:15:22,064 ♪ You held me down, but I got up ♪ 366 00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:25,401 ♪ Already brushing off the dust ♪ 367 00:15:25,484 --> 00:15:27,945 ♪ I see it all, I see it now ♪ 368 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:31,115 ♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪ 369 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,825 ♪ A fighter ♪ 370 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:35,369 ♪ Dancing through the fire ♪ 371 00:15:35,411 --> 00:15:38,080 ♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪ 372 00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:42,084 ♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪ 373 00:15:42,126 --> 00:15:45,796 ♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪ 374 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,966 ♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪ 375 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,552 ♪ And you're gonna hear me ♪ 376 00:15:51,594 --> 00:15:55,139 ♪ Roar ♪ 377 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:59,643 ♪ You're gonna hear me roar, yeah ♪ 378 00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:04,594 ♪ You're gonna hear me roar. ♪ 379 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,952 Kacey? 380 00:16:19,955 --> 00:16:21,373 Well done. 381 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,000 Thank you. 382 00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:29,298 Yes. 383 00:16:35,888 --> 00:16:38,933 - Morning. - Morning? 384 00:16:38,974 --> 00:16:41,143 - What do you mean, "morning"? - You fell asleep. 385 00:16:41,185 --> 00:16:42,895 I've never seen anybody go down that hard. 386 00:16:42,937 --> 00:16:45,272 Oh, my God. What day is it? 387 00:16:45,314 --> 00:16:47,483 It's tomorrow? No, but it has to be yesterday. 388 00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:50,819 - Please don't tell me it's not yesterday. - Can you rephrase that? 389 00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:54,573 Fuck. Fuck. I am so screwed. I slept through my lab. 390 00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:56,200 I have so much work to do before my game tomorrow, 391 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,993 I needed last night to be productive. 392 00:16:58,077 --> 00:17:00,246 - Oh, trust me, it was. - Why didn't you wake me up? 393 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,289 Oh, I was going to, but you seemed so comfortable, 394 00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:04,583 - and you had this cute snore... - This is never happening again. 395 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,210 Fuck, where's my phone? 396 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,127 It's in your hand. 397 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,047 Great, now I'm even more behind than I was. 398 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,924 Just assume you're not gonna see me for, like, the next week. 399 00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:14,009 But I'll-I'll squeeze you in if I can. 400 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,928 Squeeze me in? Who are you, my barber? 401 00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:20,140 I'm telling you, Kimberly, 402 00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:21,767 you have to have sex with a mascot. 403 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,727 I mean, Franklin the Fox definitely knows 404 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,479 his way around a human woman's body. 405 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,021 Okay. 406 00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:28,691 Did the fox text you? 407 00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:30,276 No, it's Arvind. 408 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,486 He texts me a random emoji every day. 409 00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:34,196 Today's was a saxophone. 410 00:17:36,866 --> 00:17:38,576 It's funnier than it sounds. 411 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,413 I think I still have a crush on him. 412 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,164 Aw, Bela. 413 00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:45,958 I just had the best sex of my life. 414 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,710 Why am I still thinking about a wifed-up nice boy? 415 00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:49,837 'Cause I think you're experiencing 416 00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:52,756 - real feelings for someone. - What? 417 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,342 So my feelings for Paul Mescal's rugby thighs aren't real? 418 00:17:56,468 --> 00:17:58,929 Ugh, I hate real feelings. 419 00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:01,140 Ugh, thank God. 420 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,455 I could really use whatever's in here. 421 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,411 Oh, did you order a coffee? 422 00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:07,771 No, I just open the top and grab what's inside. 423 00:18:07,855 --> 00:18:09,356 You know somebody else paid for that, right? 424 00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:11,483 Meh. The robot can just make another one. 425 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,903 Well, well, well, look who's fraternizing 426 00:18:13,944 --> 00:18:16,947 - with the enemy. - I didn't order it, I promise. 427 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:19,116 Well, I wanted to give you your split of the tips 428 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,285 - from yesterday. - Oh, great. 429 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,580 It's a hair tie and a gum wrapper. Enjoy. 430 00:18:24,622 --> 00:18:25,998 Look, Lila, I know you're mad, 431 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,958 but I couldn't lie to the administration. 432 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:30,085 It's not worth the risk that it could come back to haunt me. 433 00:18:30,127 --> 00:18:31,921 You should be sorry, because now 434 00:18:31,962 --> 00:18:33,923 I won't have enough money to buy my dream horse. 435 00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:35,925 Yes, that's right. 436 00:18:36,008 --> 00:18:38,594 My dream horse. 437 00:18:38,636 --> 00:18:40,596 No one help it! 438 00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:50,898 Excuse me? Would you do me a favor? 439 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,067 I'd love a reaction video I could post online, 440 00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:55,069 so as the cast list goes up, 441 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,987 can you focus in on my name and the role, 442 00:18:57,071 --> 00:18:59,365 and then whip over to do a slow push-in on my face 443 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:00,533 while I react shocked? 444 00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:01,992 - Okay. - Thank you. 445 00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:03,953 Keep it vertical and film from a high angle. 446 00:19:03,994 --> 00:19:06,789 And don't cut off my hair. 447 00:19:18,801 --> 00:19:20,761 "Old Woman"? 448 00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:23,430 Are you fucking kidding me? 449 00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:24,640 Do you want me to keep recording? 450 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,242 No, stop recording. 451 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:27,726 I accidentally cut off part of your hair. 452 00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:37,987 This may come as a surprise to you, 453 00:19:38,028 --> 00:19:40,865 but this is my first time at a party like this. 454 00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:43,868 No, I believe it, from everything I know about you, 455 00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:45,953 - and, also, your dancing. - The music is so loud, 456 00:19:45,995 --> 00:19:48,289 - I can feel it in my teeth. - Cool. 457 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:50,291 How do I know when it's a good time to take a break? 458 00:19:50,332 --> 00:19:53,043 This beat doesn't contain any natural cues. 459 00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:56,672 It's sort of supposed to feel like a single four-hour song. 460 00:19:56,714 --> 00:19:58,799 Four hours? I love that. 461 00:19:58,841 --> 00:20:00,926 I can't wait to do this for that long. 462 00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:03,721 But maybe we can step aside for a bit. 463 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:11,353 I still feel so bad about how upset Lila is. 464 00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:13,439 But I have to protect my future, right? 465 00:20:13,522 --> 00:20:14,899 You got to let all this go. 466 00:20:14,982 --> 00:20:16,692 Just slow your mind and try and have fun. 467 00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:18,194 Okay. I can do that. 468 00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:22,865 The water here tastes so bad. Did you notice that? 469 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,055 What table did you get that from? 470 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,290 There. 471 00:20:29,079 --> 00:20:30,706 I think you're drinking Molly water. 472 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:31,765 Wait, what? 473 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,334 That has MDMA in it. 474 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,919 Oh, my God! I did drugs? 475 00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:37,004 Okay, no. Don't panic. We'll go find a place, 476 00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:38,505 we'll sit down and we'll ride it out. 477 00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:40,966 Okay. I'm on water drugs. 478 00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:44,136 But I'm fine. Everything's fine. 479 00:20:50,726 --> 00:20:52,353 Eli. 480 00:20:53,771 --> 00:20:55,022 Eli. 481 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,368 Fuck. 482 00:21:07,451 --> 00:21:09,328 Hey, you. 483 00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:10,362 Hey. 484 00:21:10,454 --> 00:21:12,998 Last night was so hot, I can't get it out of my head. 485 00:21:13,082 --> 00:21:16,085 Look, I-I don't think it's gonna work out between us. 486 00:21:16,168 --> 00:21:17,461 What? 487 00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:19,255 I realized that I think I was trying 488 00:21:19,338 --> 00:21:21,006 to use you as a way of getting over someone else. 489 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,342 - I'm okay with that. - But I'm not. 490 00:21:23,384 --> 00:21:25,511 I think I want to try and be on my own for a while. 491 00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:28,097 What if we started over, face-to-face? 492 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:29,598 Look, I'm sure you're a great person, 493 00:21:29,682 --> 00:21:31,225 but I've made my decision, 494 00:21:31,267 --> 00:21:33,060 and I think it's best if I never know who you are, 495 00:21:33,102 --> 00:21:35,980 and just imagine you're some sort of a butter face, 496 00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:38,232 or an older janitor who loves to clean the floors 497 00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:40,234 or other parts of people's... 498 00:21:40,985 --> 00:21:43,696 Oh, come on! That's your face? 499 00:21:43,721 --> 00:21:45,890 How dare you be handsome right now? 500 00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:50,296 Doesn't matter, I... 501 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:52,509 I've made up my mind. 502 00:21:52,534 --> 00:21:54,077 I'm going. 503 00:21:54,498 --> 00:21:55,624 Bye, fox. 504 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,757 The stairwell's in use! 505 00:22:03,799 --> 00:22:05,134 Oh, sorry. 506 00:22:05,175 --> 00:22:06,677 Uh, didn't mean to interrupt you. 507 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,470 Oh. It's you. 508 00:22:08,512 --> 00:22:10,222 I thought I heard someone crying, are you all right? 509 00:22:10,264 --> 00:22:13,726 Oh. No, I'm, I'm just, um... 510 00:22:13,809 --> 00:22:15,644 admiring the architecture. 511 00:22:17,062 --> 00:22:18,564 Strong. 512 00:22:18,647 --> 00:22:20,566 Got it. 513 00:22:20,649 --> 00:22:21,775 Do you want to talk? 514 00:22:21,817 --> 00:22:23,485 No, I'm good. 515 00:22:23,527 --> 00:22:25,696 - Congratulations on your role, though. - Yeah, thank you. 516 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:26,864 - Yeah. - Thanks. 517 00:22:26,947 --> 00:22:29,491 It's honestly messed up that you didn't get the lead. 518 00:22:29,575 --> 00:22:31,744 I heard your audition, you are so much better 519 00:22:31,827 --> 00:22:33,871 than the girl who got cast. Like, you were incredible. 520 00:22:34,177 --> 00:22:35,664 That means a lot. 521 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,107 You sure you're all right? 522 00:22:37,132 --> 00:22:38,169 It feels weird leaving you here like this. 523 00:22:38,194 --> 00:22:39,643 No, I'm fine. 524 00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:43,130 I just need to be alone for 10 to 80 minutes. 525 00:22:43,172 --> 00:22:45,174 Ah, you'll work it out. 526 00:22:45,257 --> 00:22:47,009 You don't get rattled. 527 00:22:50,095 --> 00:22:52,014 Well, I actually do have to use the stairs, though. 528 00:22:52,097 --> 00:22:54,683 Right. Of course. Yeah. 529 00:22:54,725 --> 00:22:56,310 Yeah. 530 00:23:04,443 --> 00:23:05,694 Essex! 531 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,471 Essex! Essex! 532 00:23:07,571 --> 00:23:10,783 Essex! Essex! Essex! 533 00:23:10,866 --> 00:23:12,618 Essex! Essex! 534 00:23:12,701 --> 00:23:14,453 Goddamn school spirit! 535 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:21,001 I know we said we wouldn't do this, 536 00:23:21,043 --> 00:23:22,795 but I need to sleep before my game tomorrow, 537 00:23:22,878 --> 00:23:25,256 and there are 50 drunk idiots outside my window. 538 00:23:25,339 --> 00:23:27,550 Can I sleep here one last time? 539 00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:29,760 I wish I could, but that would break the rules. 540 00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:31,445 Plus, I have another 541 00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:33,389 overscheduled soccer player spending the night. 542 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:35,891 Get in. 543 00:23:35,975 --> 00:23:38,060 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 544 00:23:38,102 --> 00:23:39,395 Also, I'm gonna need to borrow 545 00:23:39,436 --> 00:23:41,438 your biggest and softest T-shirt. 546 00:23:47,236 --> 00:23:48,946 Oh, that feels nice. 547 00:23:49,526 --> 00:23:51,278 I like that. 548 00:23:53,779 --> 00:23:56,220 _ 549 00:23:56,245 --> 00:24:00,416 Oh, no! I'm so sorry, Sonia. 550 00:24:01,709 --> 00:24:03,502 Oh, don't say that. 551 00:24:04,587 --> 00:24:07,631 Oh, don't call me a skank, Sandra Day O'Connor, 552 00:24:07,715 --> 00:24:09,008 I love you so much. 553 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:10,593 - Kimberly? Kimberly. - Lila. 554 00:24:10,618 --> 00:24:11,994 Get up. I'm taking you home. 555 00:24:12,019 --> 00:24:13,320 How did you find me? 556 00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:16,056 You texted me "I'm dying," like, 15 times. 557 00:24:16,098 --> 00:24:17,558 Let's go. 558 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,394 Oh, my, it smells like ass and titties. Move. 559 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:31,303 Just so you know, you've been shaking the bed all night. 560 00:24:31,739 --> 00:24:33,991 My Apple Watch asked me if I was in a car accident. 561 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:35,451 I'm so sorry. 562 00:24:35,534 --> 00:24:38,162 - Have you slept at all? - Not really. 563 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,710 God, this sucks. 564 00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:42,056 I really thought I would sleep better here. 565 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:43,417 You nervous about the game? 566 00:24:43,459 --> 00:24:45,753 Yeah. And school and friends, 567 00:24:45,794 --> 00:24:47,504 and a weird joke my mom tweeted. 568 00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:49,632 And this article I read about increasing trash volumes. 569 00:24:49,673 --> 00:24:51,383 Like, seriously, where does our trash go? 570 00:24:51,425 --> 00:24:53,594 It's 3:00 a.m. I don't want to talk about trash. 571 00:24:53,636 --> 00:24:54,803 I don't know why. 572 00:24:54,887 --> 00:24:56,305 I think I've just been, like, 573 00:24:56,388 --> 00:24:58,557 trying to do too much lately and it's, like, 574 00:24:58,599 --> 00:25:01,644 it's, like, keeping my heart rate up when I try to rest or something. 575 00:25:01,685 --> 00:25:04,313 Or... maybe it's anxiety. 576 00:25:04,355 --> 00:25:05,689 Have you talked to someone about it? 577 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:08,776 - Other than you right now? No. - Sorry. 578 00:25:08,817 --> 00:25:10,736 That was a major rule break. I will shut up. 579 00:25:11,283 --> 00:25:13,744 No. No, um... 580 00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:16,033 I appreciate it. 581 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:20,246 Now that we're both up, should we... 582 00:25:20,329 --> 00:25:21,914 like, watch something? 583 00:25:21,956 --> 00:25:23,332 Watch? No. I have to go to sleep. 584 00:25:23,415 --> 00:25:25,000 I have... I have class tomorrow. 585 00:25:25,042 --> 00:25:26,502 - Can you give me that pillow? - What? 586 00:25:26,585 --> 00:25:27,920 - You want my pillow? - Yes. Okay? Your bed is... 587 00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:30,631 You already have three, how much neck support do you need? 588 00:25:30,673 --> 00:25:32,007 - What? - Just a little bit, okay? 589 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:33,200 Oh, my God. 590 00:25:33,225 --> 00:25:34,560 I'm trying to get some sleep. 591 00:25:38,889 --> 00:25:41,308 I can't believe Eli didn't even try to come find me. 592 00:25:41,388 --> 00:25:43,265 But thank you for picking me up. 593 00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:45,187 Are you kidding? I would never miss a chance 594 00:25:45,229 --> 00:25:46,480 to tell a bitch "I told you so." 595 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,332 I know, I'm a hypocrite. 596 00:25:48,357 --> 00:25:49,942 I'm a drug-using hypocrite. 597 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:51,344 And you're also a narc, 598 00:25:51,369 --> 00:25:53,246 and you suck at cleaning the espresso machine. 599 00:25:53,271 --> 00:25:54,606 If we're just naming your flaws. 600 00:25:54,631 --> 00:25:57,700 I can't believe I did Molly in front of 200 witnesses. 601 00:25:57,783 --> 00:25:59,577 Now I'll never be a Supreme Court Justice. 602 00:25:59,602 --> 00:26:01,062 I'll probably just end up on, like, 603 00:26:01,087 --> 00:26:03,215 - a regional circuit court. - Girl... 604 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,993 I'm pretty sure nobody in that stanky-ass barn 605 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,793 is gonna be testifying in Congress. 606 00:26:07,877 --> 00:26:11,213 Listen, you can't live your life trying to do 607 00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:13,048 everything perfectly, okay? 608 00:26:13,132 --> 00:26:16,844 You-you just got to trust that even if you make mistakes, 609 00:26:16,886 --> 00:26:18,345 you're a good person. 610 00:26:18,387 --> 00:26:19,805 - Mm. - Okay? 611 00:26:19,847 --> 00:26:20,890 People will see that. 612 00:26:20,973 --> 00:26:22,725 Thank you, Lila. 613 00:26:22,766 --> 00:26:24,435 - Mm-hmm. - You're a such a good friend. 614 00:26:24,518 --> 00:26:26,353 I know. 615 00:26:26,395 --> 00:26:29,190 All right. Come on, let's go. 616 00:26:29,231 --> 00:26:30,482 Where are we? 617 00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:35,321 Oh, no, is this a scared straight moment? 618 00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:37,907 You ask way too many questions. Let's go. 619 00:26:42,578 --> 00:26:44,747 Oh. Why are all the delivery robots here? 620 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,001 Because I dropped a pin in a ditch 621 00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:50,419 and ordered 50 coffees to it. 622 00:26:50,461 --> 00:26:52,588 You can be the good girl that does 623 00:26:52,671 --> 00:26:54,506 everything the right way. But me? 624 00:26:54,590 --> 00:26:57,635 I get shit done. It's best if you look away. 625 00:26:59,887 --> 00:27:01,597 Goodbye, bitches. 626 00:27:02,172 --> 00:27:05,379 - I think I'm high again. - Nah, this shit's real. 627 00:27:12,323 --> 00:27:13,950 Professor Dorfmann? 628 00:27:13,982 --> 00:27:15,609 - Can I have a minute? - Go ahead. 629 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,004 I think you made a mistake. 630 00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:19,532 Despite my audition... 631 00:27:19,573 --> 00:27:21,325 which I think we can both agree was fantastic... 632 00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:22,993 I got cast in a pretty small role. 633 00:27:23,077 --> 00:27:25,371 And I wanted to give you the opportunity to fix that. 634 00:27:25,454 --> 00:27:27,456 I think the right hard-working lead 635 00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:29,232 might help drive tickets sales. 636 00:27:29,257 --> 00:27:30,726 Of course I'm talking about me. 637 00:27:30,751 --> 00:27:32,753 My guess is you do that quite a bit. 638 00:27:34,472 --> 00:27:36,131 You are talented. 639 00:27:36,774 --> 00:27:39,860 So, why did I get cast as Old Woman? 640 00:27:39,885 --> 00:27:41,678 Because you have a beautiful voice, 641 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,363 but there's nothing behind it. 642 00:27:43,389 --> 00:27:44,640 You lack substance. 643 00:27:44,723 --> 00:27:46,809 You're empty, you're a reflection 644 00:27:46,892 --> 00:27:49,395 of other things you think are good without being good yourself, 645 00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:51,881 and that makes you... boring. 646 00:27:52,984 --> 00:27:55,625 So I expect you to quit and tell me 647 00:27:55,651 --> 00:27:57,236 you'll take your talents elsewhere, 648 00:27:57,319 --> 00:27:58,863 which, let's be real, will be nowhere. 649 00:27:58,946 --> 00:28:00,906 So, can we just skip to that part? 650 00:28:00,948 --> 00:28:03,659 I can give your small role to someone else. 651 00:28:07,079 --> 00:28:08,873 Well, I won't be going anywhere. 652 00:28:08,956 --> 00:28:10,332 I will stay right here, 653 00:28:10,374 --> 00:28:12,626 work my ass off as Old Woman, 654 00:28:12,668 --> 00:28:14,420 so that eventually you'll see that you did 655 00:28:14,503 --> 00:28:15,754 make a mistake. 656 00:28:15,838 --> 00:28:18,090 And that you don't know me at all. 657 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,904 Let's go. Go, go, go, go! 658 00:28:32,929 --> 00:28:34,306 Move! 659 00:28:43,324 --> 00:28:45,743 Essex! Essex! Essex! Essex! 660 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,322 Hello. Are you here for an appointment? 661 00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:07,753 No. 662 00:29:07,806 --> 00:29:10,351 Would you like to speak to someone today? 663 00:29:11,109 --> 00:29:13,236 Actually, I think... I think I'm good. 664 00:29:13,261 --> 00:29:14,971 But thank you. 665 00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:25,182 Bela! Where have you been? 666 00:29:25,324 --> 00:29:27,859 I sent you a picture of that squirrel that looks like Ellen DeGeneres 667 00:29:27,884 --> 00:29:29,261 and you didn't even ha-ha it. 668 00:29:29,286 --> 00:29:30,329 Something wrong? 669 00:29:30,371 --> 00:29:32,373 No, nothing's wrong. Just been kind of busy. 670 00:29:32,414 --> 00:29:33,958 Oh. Okay. 671 00:29:34,041 --> 00:29:36,293 Well, I wanted to talk to you about something. 672 00:29:36,377 --> 00:29:38,420 Yeah, I don't know if that's a good idea. 673 00:29:38,504 --> 00:29:40,756 - I-I feel like I might... - Uh, I broke up with Emily. 674 00:29:43,342 --> 00:29:44,635 Oh, no. 675 00:29:44,718 --> 00:29:45,928 That's... 676 00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:47,721 terrible. 677 00:29:49,359 --> 00:29:53,359 - Synced and corrected by